Thursday, January 7, 2010

Thanks Again Al


It's photos like these that remind me why I'm so fucking glad Al Gore invented the Internet. Without it these photos of dogs disguised as other animals are probably sitting in a slide projector somewhere in the Midwest where only a select few of the luckiest bastards on the planet get to see them. Are these dogs happy that they have been transformed into an endangered bear, a Dromedary and the pride of the American West? Probably not and I could care less. Tijuana Zebras have got nothing on these things.

1. Panda is my runaway favorite. Stare that thing in the eyes and tell me it isn't one of the creepiest Goddamn things going. Looks like a dog and Panda mated with the strong possibility that they had a swinger Ewok friend who also got in on the action.


2. The red paint hand print is what pushed this guy into the number two spot. Excellent historical accuracy and a fine way to pay homage to Native American culture. Nothing like having a miniature false bison roaming the prairie that is the front lawn of your suburban home.


3. Nothing against the single hump camel, but you've got compeition like Panda Bear Dog your gonna have to give a little more effort than that.


1 comment:

  1. Two humps might have nudged the camel to number 2. I'd like to see a film reminiscent of "Best in Show" about the owners who meticulously groom these species-confused pups.

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