That is it for 2009. About to throw the party pants on and get merry. Giving the abusive lover that is train travel one more chance and riding the rails to Phuket for the holidays tonight. Not quite the Polar Express but who really likes snow? Oh, you do? Your lying.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Advent Calendar Dec. 24 (Christmas Mixtape Volume 2)
That is it for 2009. About to throw the party pants on and get merry. Giving the abusive lover that is train travel one more chance and riding the rails to Phuket for the holidays tonight. Not quite the Polar Express but who really likes snow? Oh, you do? Your lying.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Advent Calendar Dec. 23 (Christmas Mixtape Volume 1)
A cowboy that rides an ostrich, a water gun that squirts jelly, a bird that swims.
The Karaoke Played On
Monday, December 21, 2009
Advent Calendar Dec. 22
Sunday, December 20, 2009
And I'm Back...
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Tis The Season
'Cause It's Friday...
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Who Would Steal 30 Bag Lunches?
This weekend I will be heading north to Chiang Mai with 80 students for a three day excursion that I have been kept largely in the dark about. What I do know is that I need to arrive at school at 4 am on Saturday, I will be sharing a room with 10 students and most importantly, at some point I will be seeing a baby panda named Lin Ping.
Let the good times roll.
Supermarket Sweep Episode 2
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Thumbs Up Thailand!
The whole trip went well except for Saturday night when my hotel room was broken into and my phone, money, fail proof tape recorder and camera were stolen, all while I was sleeping. Slightly disturbing.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
'Cause It's Friday...
Supermarket Sweep Episode 1
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Turkey Day Mix Tape
Director of Sales: American Light and Fixture, Shower Curtain Ring Division
People train runs out of Stubbville.
It's not Thanksgiving without gelatinous, can shaped cranberry and football.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
Lover of Life, Singer of Songs
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Rub...No Tug
Thursday, November 19, 2009
'Cause It's Friday...
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
This Ain't Got Shit to do With Thailand...
THE REVIVAL from morehartfilms on Vimeo.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Hometown Heroes
Living in Los Angeles for the past few years I've gotten used to the response people give me when I tell them that I'm from Baltimore.
"Oh shit, The Wire, right?"
Yes, right and in making that statement LA's collective knowledge of not only the city of Baltimore but the entire state of Maryland is exhausted.
I think this arises from two things. To begin with, the people who call Los Angeles home occupy an augmented reality where LA is the center of the universe. Yes, you may have missed that day in science class but it is true, the sun revolves around the sprawling metropolis and anything outside its borders are of little or no importance. This works out quite well because the city goes on forever, so actually getting outside of it can prove difficult.
There are a few exceptions, places that are deemed worthy of existence by Angelinos. Las Vegas, Palm Springs, Malibu, a few more here and there. The list is short and the rules governing it are complicated. For one, only specific parts of these places exist but others do not.
The strip in Vegas for example exists to them, however downtown Las Vegas certainly does not. Who would ever venture there? The seasons can effect these places existence as well.
Palm Springs in the winter is definitely on the radar screen, in the summer not a chance, with the exception of Coachella weekend. The map of the world according to the LA resident is a strange, funny looking place.
Baltimore certainly does not exist, just doesn't make the cut. Well, it does, but only through the eyes of David Simon and the HBO network, not in actuality but only as an idea, an hour long weekly TV series that may as well be detailing a foreign country. If only he could get a movie deal,well, they'd probably just end up filming in LA anyway.
The second part of this curse arises from the fact that Maryland, let's face it, isn't exactly the most recognizable state. Seriously, grab a pen and draw your best outline of the state. I bet it isn't pretty. Certainly doesn't have that trademark look of say Texas or Florida.
It may very well be one of the least identifiable states in the US, so small and thoroughly filled by the Chesapeake that on almost every map the initials MD are printed somewhere out in the blue of the Atlantic with a little black line connecting them to Maryland itself.
The Wire apparently hasn't reached Thailand yet because the only look I get from telling people I'm from Baltimore is a blank stare that makes Pluto seem like a more valid answer. To combat this I must admit that I've sold out to a city I really haven't spent much time in other than for school field trips and one disastrous trip to the national Christmas tree.
Here I tell people I'm from Washington, DC which is met with an "Ahhh" and an occasional "Obama" that comforts me into believing they know where it is.
I've become a bit of a fraud. An English major from Baltimore posing as a literature major from Washington, DC. Not huge changes, I'm not trying to pass myself off as an MLB all-star or Nobel Laureate, this isn't Frank Abagnale shit here but it's enough for me to feel a bit weird.
To make up for this lack of loyalty and sordid affair I've begun to carry on with D.C. I've compiled my first ever, super official list of totally noteworthy Baltimore related people and things.
The Deathset
For a long time The Deathset were my favorite band and they are still sitting somewhere in my top five. The first time I saw them was with my little brother 2 years ago at a Christmas show. Neither of us knew who they were but halfway through their set amps had been scaled, stage lights had been torn down and I was completely sold.
They are pure energy and played along side Matt and Kim for what very well maybe my favorite concert of all time, where the only negative of the night was my glasses being unceremoniously stomped in a pool of Colt 45 under the jumping feet of the what seemed to be the entire crowd and the ensuing, incredibly ill advised drive home.
RIP B.V.
Dan Deacon
The "I-seriously-don't- give-a-fuck-what-you-think-about-me" sweatsuit rocking, balding man behind the best dance parties in the world. Johnny Sierra of the previously mentioned Deathset was quoted once as saying that, "Nerds are the people who aren't afraid to spaz out." There is no better embodiment of this quotation than Deacon. A nerd, a weirdo and 100% cool with it all. Now everyone seems to want to join the outsider.
Charles Bukowski
Bukowski was certainly a dark horse for this list. Poe is always everyone's front runner for Baltimore poet and it is not without good reason. Bukowski lived in Charm City for 7 years and I knew he had to be included. He could drink you under the table, kick the shit out of you, steal your girlfriend and then write about the entire experience in a brilliant poem.
Vintage Orioles Jersey
I'm not going to try and pass myself off as an Orioles fan. Honestly, at this point, who would ever want to do that? But the old Orioles jerseys are some of the best in athletic aesthetics not just in baseball but across the board. It is a triple threat they are dealing here. The jerseys rep the hometown and say "Baltimore" a look the team just decided to resurrect this year. The orange stirrups are a baseball classic, none of those over sized, ill fitting pajama pants that are popular with players today and finally the cherry on top. A sweaty, wool cherry in the form of the famous tri-color hat with the cartoon bird. Bring it back already.
Is there something written on the bottom of his bat?
Kevin Clash
The voice and more importantly the hand up the ass of some of the most memorable puppets of all time. Puppets? Yes, puppets and damn well known ones at that. Try Master Splinter from TMNT, Elmo from Sesame Street and most of the cast from the incredibly fucking strange mid-nineties sitcom Dinosaurs. Revisit that one sometime if your in the mood to be thoroughly creeped out.
Thanks Baltimore.
Makes You Think All The World is a Sunny Day
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Disregarded the Lyrics, Chased Waterfalls
Payin' respects
Alexander Supertramp
T.I.A (This is Asia)